Capri Sun Tears of Your Son Y2K Retro Nostalgia Novelty Waterproof Vinyl Sticker DTF

Quench your thirst for chaos with our “Tears of Your Son” design—served in a Capri Sun-style pouch and absolutely dripping with audacity-flavored tears. Equal parts unhinged and hilarious, this parody packs punchy millennial-mom energy with a twist of dark humor.

Design Highlights:

🥤 Capri Sass: A nostalgic nod to everyone’s favourite childhood juice pouch—except now it’s filled with the emotional fallout of unchecked entitlement.

😈 Audacity-Flavored: The flavor? Bold. Salty. Unbothered. For those who don’t just sip drama—they hydrate with it.

💅 Petty in Print: Perfect for when you want your accessories to say “I’m not mad, I’m just documenting the moment.”

🛍 Versatile Product Options: Available as waterproof vinyl stickers, vibrant DTF iron-on transfers, attitude-filled trucker hats, and statement tote bags. Your daily dose of sass, to-go.

🔥 High-Quality Prints: Vibrant colours and clean details make this design pop—whether it’s on your water bottle or your fav DIY shirt.

🧃 For the Unbothered & Petty Princesses: Whether you're collecting hilarious pop culture references or just living your villain era, this one’s for you.

✨ Important Note: DTF prints are iron-on film transfers only—you’ll need a heat press or iron to apply them to your own fabric. Want it already pressed? Peep our Upcycled Clothing Blanks section.

Keywords: Capri Sun parody design, audacity flavored tears, unhinged funny stickers, petty queer fashion, millennial dark humor merch, waterproof vinyl sticker, sarcastic tote bag art, DTF iron-on print Canada

Images are mockups—final products may vary slightly.

Thirsty for chaos? Sip the drama. Cry later. 🧃💅