Cross Stitch Anti Religious Trauma Stoner Satire Novelty Waterproof Vinyl Sticker DTF

Blessed, blazed, and a little bit blasphemous—our “My Drug of Choice” design takes the innocent charm of a cross-stitch wall hanging and flips it on its (halo-topped) head. Featuring delicate embroidery-inspired lettering that reads “My drug of choice is the love I get from Jesus”—and, in tiny fine print, “jk it’s weed,”—this piece is peak chaotic good.

Design Highlights:

🧵 Holy Cross-Stitch Aesthetic: Styled like the kind of grandma wall decor you’d find in a church basement—until you read the fine print. It’s giving Hobby Lobby heresy and we love her for it.

🌿 Subtle (and Then Not So Subtle): What starts as a wholesome proclamation quickly becomes a stoner punchline. Perfect for the potheads who grew up in youth group.

💒 Faith Meets Farce: Whether you’ve got religious trauma, a sense of humor, or just love a perfectly executed bit, this design delivers holy laughter.

🛍 Versatile Product Options: Available as waterproof vinyl stickers, high-quality DTF transfers (iron-on film only), giggle-worthy trucker hats, and tote bags ready for both dispensary runs and awkward family dinners.

🔥 High-Quality Prints: Designed to look like stitched linen, every letter pops with crisp detail and ironic charm.

🙃 For the Ex-Vangelicals, Weed Witches, and Born-Again Baddies: This one’s for anyone who thanks God for good weed and a better sense of humor.

🔨 Important Note: DTF prints are iron-on film transfers only—you’ll need a heat press or iron to apply them to your own fabric. Prefer it ready to wear? Check our Upcycled Clothing Blanks section.

Keywords: cross stitch weed design, funny religious weed merch, Jesus and weed graphic, vinyl sticker exvangelical humor, trucker hat ironic Christian art, DTF transfer religious satire, stoner faith aesthetic, waterproof sticker Jesus joke, Madam Radical weed parody, Christian weed humor

Images are mockups—final products may vary slightly.

Get lifted. Get laughing. Let Jesus take the wheel—while you spark the joint. 🌿✝️😂